Halloween Clerihews

*** Here'sa collection ofHalloween clerihews I wrote last year. Hope you enjoy them.*** The Wicked Witch of the West is feeling very depressed. The hag soon disappears as she melts in all her tears. Alcoholic Frankenstein's drunk again on Vino wine. Yet his walk is not the clue - he staggers when he's sober too! Casper the Friendly Ghost vacationed on the coast. He tried and failed to tan... for only the living can. Hungry Hannibal Lechter is a keen cuisine collector. He'll welcome you into his shanty - you'll taste good with Chianti! Psychotic Mr. Hyde is Jekylls' evil side. The doctor drank his brew and one man became two. King Kong combated Godzilla. The match went to the gorilla. The lizard ain't quite the menace when it comes to playing tennis.