Home rule!

Newlywed giggles... Everyday niggles! Sort out we must, Or marriage goes bust! Odious status: Nocturnal flatus! Hog duvet at night, And spoil for a fight! Your long soaking bath, Can only cause wrath, When in great dire need, My pants I have peed! Pick clothes up from floor? No pleasure, a chore! No reason for haste, Put cap on toothpate! Why're you always late? Cause anger, does grate! At mirror...less time; You're still in your prime! Boys' night on the town; What sorrows you drown? In pissed you stagger; Where is the dagger! What! another new dress? Finances a mess! Those cute little shoes? More bank balance blues! Your darn roving eye, At times makes me cry! If marriage you flout, Shut door on way out! Must drop toilet seat: On mat wipe your feet! No butts on the floor... Won't bore you with more! Views have good airing... Back...happy pairing! To bed at long last... Damn!...big flatus blast!