How To Be The Perfect Man

This was one of my first attempts a few years ago & way before I really knew or understood what the perfect man should be like for me. However I have now found my perfect man. How to be the perfect man Spoil me, but not too much Shout when we fight, but don’t hurt my feelings Be romantic, but not all the time Look at hot girls, but do it behind my back Treat me like a lady, but not like an airhead Be kind, but not a pushover Call me beautiful, but don’t forget to call me smart Give me space, but not a lot Be rough, but only jokingly Be encouraging, but don’t pressure me Be goofy, but only when I say it’s cute Be honest, but not in everything Cry, but only once in a while Love your career, but love me more Call often, but not every 5 minutes Don’t just say you adore me, call me your best friend Give me advice, but don’t criticize me Tell my the truth, but not about my weight Go out with your friends, but not everyday Watch football, but don’t force me to watch with you Take care of me, but don’t smother me Tell me you love me, but not all the time Do anything for me, but not everything Hold my hand, but only when you want to Be jealous, but not insecure Be a man, but not a tyrant Be wonderful, but don’t try to be perfect