How to make a mess of things:

First of all, the main thing is: Your best friend is Suspicion. Because you have been hurt before we can build on this tradition. Do not let her wander far. Your need must be aggressive Now that you’re Suspicion’s friend, the next step’s to be Possessive’s. Let these things take hold of you. You’ll never know what you’ll miss. And soon you’ll taste a bitter brew. The next step’s to be Jealous. Now let her know of your Disgust. Raise your voice to the sky. Tell her who’s the boss in this until you make her cry. And soon enough she will leave you, as her love has long since waned. Your insecurities scared her off leaving you in pain. Congratulations! You have successfully fucked up a perfectly good relationship!