I Can Be Your Good Guy

You say you want somebody To treat you right Somebody to help you Fall asleep at night You say you want a man Who is funny and attractive I bet ya that I could win ya from an auction On E-Bay during an online bid I'll give you a run for your money But I am not a golddigger honey I'm cute, I'm funny I'm everything you need I can calm you down just like The chemicals in weed So I heard that you are sick and tired Of putting up with his crap You're looking for the cure Well baby I can fix that If you need a dose of love Then baby I'll be your medicine And if my attention is wandering somewhere else It's because I have attention deficit But for you all I have is Love and affection And when you dance upon me baby I get an erection but hey That's just a reflection of how I feel about you and Whether or not you are leading me in the right direction By Glenn McCrary © 2010 Glenn McCrary (All rights reserved)