I Can't WEIGHT

Tell me, have you lost weight? Yes! In both of my boobs three pounds out of my ass and fallopiantubes I got rid of my hips thanks to weight-watchers tips and my hair tippedthe scale so I cut it-SNIP SNIP! Then I found myself caught in a state of frustration with water-weightgained in my time of menstration Went down to the doctor, experienced extacy when my weight went downafter a hysterectomy How to keep the weight off, and stay tiny and trim? Well you see, that part's easy: move into your gym For each meal, eat some parsley, drink water (NOT TAP! you will gain 30 pounds from the fluoride and crap) There's just one minor flaw inmy brilliant plan... The reflection I see in the mirror is a man