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i heart babies 
heart big 
ugly 
babies 
i heart them because 
i adore their little 
slobbery mantra 
i heart them for all 
of their selfish little ways 
bawling for food 
 and shitty diapers 
 fat noggins swinging 
on mushy necks 
mulching cheese puffs 
in clammy cheeks 
i heart babies because 
babies dream crippled baby dreams 
nestled in wine-spiked titties 
culminating into armies 
 of aloof poopers 
and belly-ringed hussies 
i heart babies 
plainly because 
babies heart me