Humour

-Art! Why are getting 
This enormous pig in? 
Your Ellen is known as 
A woman who hates a mess. 
-Yes, but once I told you 
She always thought that she knew 
All. Her favourite phrase is 
“I know, I know”. This 
Was put as over ten 
Times at today’s breakfast, and 
It put me into rage. 
_________________-What 
Will you do? 
____________-On second thoughts 
I planned to put this big pig 
In the bath, that’s quite trig, 
And when Ellen meets it, 
This filthy big grunting beast, 
She will exclaim, “A pig! Arthur!” 
‘I know’ will be my answer.