I\\'m Afraid To Look In My Mailbox

I'M AFRAID TO LOOK IN MY MAILBOX TODAY I'm afraid to look in my mailbox today! The bearers of bad news, tell me I'll have to pay for things I bought long ago, for medical procedures, I didn't ask for. A collaboration of messengers that I'd like to shoot. I'm trying to decide Should I pay bills or buy food? Don't try to hide, they know where to find you, from tight cubicles and dusty back rooms, come their incessant calls that border on rude. Collection agencies have become my new foe, because of how little I paid on how much I still owe. I write all their names down, drawing slips from a hat, and if they don't quit bothering me, I'll take their names out of that! By: Wordplaya, December 2008