I still think of you sometimes

...Like when I'm taking a crap. It reminds me of that time I woke up topless and disoriented in your bed, with my stomach gurgling and churning. Then you kissed me, so i kissed you back to be polite, but quite frankly, I was mildly grossed out by you. The ironic part is that even though I was totally desperate to get to a toilet, you proved to be even more full of shit than I was.