I’ve suffered enough, God knows!
- What a terrible noise early On Sunday morning! Dolly! - Mr. Tulip is banging A nail. He is trying To drive it in the front wall And to hang something. _____________________- His gall Is unmitigated! ______________________- I see. - But he has driven me crazy! Dolly! Then I drove my pigs To a fair market! ________________- But Pete! Why? _______- Because I bought the worst House here! ____________- Don’t curse! - Oh! Once I hung in the wind When that land agent was calling It the best! ___________- The ladder’s fallen! Ah! Mr. Tulip has hung on The nail! __________- I’m glad to hear that! - Oh! His face is turning red! Help him, Pete! _______________- No! Let him fall! As I will do nothing at all! - It’s too late! He fell full length! ____________________________- Phew! Sure? _______- Yes! _____________- Aha! That’s good news! window.google_render_ad();
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iverhyck
Born in Kiev. Worked in aviation (1981-1991). Became a doctor (1989). Have been a teacher of English since 1996. Published a book for children "IVERHYMES!!!" (2006). Prefer writing iverhymes, but usually call them 'iverhycks' (sounds like limericks,...
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