IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD!

IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD! Dedicated to my daughter Hayley, who thought there should be a poem about this subject! * If women ruled the world It would fill my heart with joy! There’d be seven girl washrooms, for every one boys. * All Depp, All Day is a channel we could watch. A washroom by design where we could all pee standing up * Football players chosen, solelyfor their butt. We don’t want to see any witha big old flabby gut. * If women ruled the world no one would ever be lost, we would all look on a map before even leaving the house! * If women ruled the world remote controls would be banned The TV would be on a timer to turn it off and turn it on! * No looking for it all the time and wondering where it's hiding they'd look at you when you talk like they are supposed to be doing! * If women ruled the world there's no sex without romance at least half an hour of foreplay before even getting a chance! * If women ruled the world, salons would be open for 24 hours with unlimited access to fine chocolate hot male waiters and fresh flowers, * They'd have current magazines, and free champagne to drink! A refuge from our kids and men, that would give us time to think! * If women ruled the world, I can dream, can't I? WordPlaya, January 2009