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When dog bites a man, that's hardly news... Man biting dog evokes differing views! Snake dies in India, when biting a priest... Now that is newsworthy, to say the least! Surveyed pet hates, that make our teeth grind... Litter first, dog poo close behind! Queue jumping irked...no admiration... Also a no-no was expectoration! Poor personal freshness raised quite a stink... While tailgating too, made many hearts sink! Thoughts on the subject of much flesh displayed? Most respondents were less than dismayed! To end this epistle, 'tis completely absurd... An exam created for the young nerd! Its object so way out, oddball, offbeat... To establish and nurture a true geek elite!