ISP's Suck

ISP'S Suck My ISP went down thats why I haven't been around. I pay a small fortune to these clowns, yet when I call I get the runaround. Unplug this here connect this there.. we'll send a tech to your lair.. He'll diagnose and troubleshoot I'm sorry to say it may cost some loot.. Even though our service started great and fast, I'm sorry to say it couldn't last. So after we see your money go and your internet is running really slow. We'll tell you we are the fastest around even while your internets down.. and we'll serve you with a smile even though we know were lying all the while. What can I sayyour out of luck. I'myour ISP and I really suck... Mika Am I the only one that has this problem????LOL.. I hope you enjoyed my ode to the ISP's out there... I wrote this because I've had alot of problems lately with my Internet Service Provider.. Just my way of paying them back.....