Jawohl...it's Friday!

At German museum, a bit of bare cheek... Oddball stripped nude, and exposure did seek! As "guest exhibit," posed next to artwork, Till cops arrived, and arrested the jerk! At Munich beer fest, in policewoman dress... Three teenaged youths, to cops did confess! They'd picked female victims, searching their bods... But hands overplayed, the brazen young sods! A German MP in shame did resign... Because he misused, some bubbly wine! Champagne was consumed?...no, but instead 'Twas poured over, a homeless man's head! A fellow named Mueller, does rue the day... His flat overtreated, with strong insect spray! To surf the net, computer switched on... Blast he survived, but all else was gone! Dusseldorf dude's weird telephone choice... 999 dialled a lot, just to hear sexy voice! He now faces charges, but for what crime? Police say it's for wasting their time!* Another free ananova.com adaptation. A great week-end, everybody!