John Cusack

So I just saw this film about a guy whose obsesses Over making mix-tapes and tracking down exes. He’s pretty, and I think that I’ve seen him before, Y’know that movie, in the office, with the secret door? I’d never really noticed him until now But here I am wondering, quite frankly, how? He seems quite attractive, I guess you could say And now the image of him just won’t go away. Then I remember he was in that one, what’s its name? The one with Nic Cage, where the prisoners hijack the plane. He looked pretty cute, I have to admit But I’d never been able to put my finger on it. Now, here I am, searching him on the net, Getting all hot and bothered, my cheeks glowing red. And then I remember that he’s, like, 43 And that he probably has shirts that are older than me…