Joker

I bought a Joker bobblehead at an antique store it bobbled it's head as I went out the door it bobbled and turned and with a laugh it said get me out of this box bitch or I'll slice off your head I turned right around went back in the store and asked for a refund of $11.54 - including tax I'm sorry she said no refunds given here now you're stuck with that prick may God help you my dear he's carved and beheaded every Woody in my collection he set fire to Buzz Lightyear and gave Barbie a c-section he's the devil himself inside that bobbin' head you'd better unload him or soon you'll be dead before she could put the closed sign on the door I heard the feet of the Joker as they hit the floor Now you've done it she moaned we've lost his ass now I'm taking lunch so find him somehow before I could think of what my game plan would be a voice, and a bob, bob, bob from behind laughed at me '10.99 for the joker plus tax?' and I turned just in time to catch Daniel Boone's ax between the eyes!

Deckard

I began writing poetry when I was a teenager and it truly saved me from a destructive path. 'Time Heals' will be on my grave stone'. I have 3 incredible kids who are the greatest gifts that God has given me. If I have advice to give to aspiring...

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