Lady Muck!

Terribly stuck-up, her face adorns covers... Oh! so superior, toy-boys her lovers! Frenzied rag shopping, in that she indulges... Full flowing outfits, hide tell-tale bulges! Ever rings flashing, for all there to see... Eau de cologne, she thinks she does pee! Nose jobs, nips, tucks, hide signs of age... Outwardly smiles, to belie inner rage! She'll cut you dead, with a look so benign... Ever so haughty...first letter, each line! !