Lost in the Post

Lost in the Post Well I was reading one of those magazines With pictures of girls from the Philippines ‘Our mail order brides are sent in the post’ So I picked out a girl that I liked the most She was a cute little babe named Angelina She wore a small bikini down at the marina She looked really hot laid out on the deck I filled in the form and wrote out a check I waited for the postman to visit my house And deliver the parcel containing my spouse But I did not get the girl I liked the most I guess she must have got lost in the post I went to the Post Office down the street I said to the clerk ’I am expecting a treat A red hot Asian girlie from over the sea Please tell me you have a parcel for me’ He said ‘Describe the contents if you please’ ‘She is five feet tall and has thirty six Cs’ But he didn’t have the girl I liked the most I guess she must have got lost in the post I begged ‘Please can you take another look? So he opened up an important looking book He read these words and I was so dismayed ’Returned to Sender - Postage Underpaid I reached right over and gave him a smack For sending my darling Filipina lady back’ For she was the girl that I liked the most My mail order bride, returned in the post! He told me ‘Hey man, adjust your attitude When your girl arrived she was in the nude She should have been wearing stamps at least We had no choice but to send her back east ‘ My poor Angelina, I’d never even kissed her I took the magazine and ordered her sister Because she was the girl I liked second most I just hope she doesn’t get lost in the post