Matters of delicacy!

Dog "ate anything, that was not nailed down..." And caused his owner to froth and to frown! What vet from his stomach did finally bring... No ugly tumour, but a dainty g-string! Dalai Lama's dark secret, out at long last... Chocolate chip cookies, while other monks fast! Austrian treat, as smooth as fine silk... A chocolate bar, from pure camel's milk! Ben Affleck's wife Jen...proud of biscuits... Not baking skills...what she calls her tits! Ball cooking contest, spoiled by a crook... Who claimed to be Aussies' top testicle cook! New ale for for gay people, by Swiss trio made... Shandy consists of Queer Beer/lemonade! "Fancy a Shag?"...a catchphrase not lewd... Relates to new beer that in Holland is brewed!* *Material freely adapted from ananova.com