Men That Are Perfect

MEN THAT ARE PERFECT I can't stand to look at a man with perfect teeth and perfect tan. With plastic smile and their plastic hair. The kind where if the wind blows it still stays right there. There's something that becomes suspect, when a normal male becomes a fop. I prefer a man to look unkempt like Viggo Mortenson or Johnny Depp. Billy Bob Thornton is more my style, Than Tom Cruise or Donald Trump I guess it's all in what you prefer or whose bones you'd like to jump. I don't want a man who was dressed by a stylist, I prefer one from Blackwell's worst dressed. A man who knows how to fix things, Is the man I long to kiss. A man who will protect you, when things go bump in the night. A man who will share his candy bar, Or his last can of Miller Light. A man who's not afraid to belch or burp, and won't excuse his own fart. A man that sweats and smells like a man, Is the man closest to my heart. I prefer my men handsome and rugged, and preferably half naked. With maybe some leftover little boy, who sometimes should be spanked. I don't always want him to ask me, If he can make love to me. Sometimes I'd rather he take me, and have his way with me. I really don't want nor need a man, who takes longer to get ready than me. I just want a real live normal man, to love and keep me company. By: WordPlaya, November 2008