Mind your Ps, please!

Two stories today have caught my eye...* One a bit mournful, one...my oh my! A very sore penis, unhappy polly... The latter sad, the other a bit jolly! Pining parrot on hunger strike... Misses his owner, poor little tyke! Angelina's on a world tour... Jolie's new movie a hit, that's for sure! Rapist's knob bitten, before he could act... Not sure whether his willie's intact! In pain, arrested, unable to flee... Curious to know just how he will pee! *Independent Online iol.co.za 14 July 2005