Mindless miscellany...

Hygienic breakthrough, the boffins proclaim... By ageing inventor, a true claim to fame! Smell-free and safe, the waterless loo... Greater comfort, when we pee and poo! A tale from China, now will unfold, As White House capers in rubber extolled! These liaisons new condoms did spark... Bearing the "Clinton, Lewinsky" trademark. New Zealand MP did a rival deride... Locke said this of one Mr Hide: "If he gets elected, through streets I'll run bare..." Locke will keep promise, faint-hearted beware! Please spare a thought, maybe a prayer... For none other than, His Worship the Mayor! Fellow disliked what His Worship had said... And then broke a teacup, on mayoral head! Based on material obtained from news24.com and iolonline.co.za