Monday's quirkies!

Tanzanian fellow named Shame, Tried to achieve world-wide fame! Huge dollops of vodka, washed down with beer... An early demise, the outcome, I fear! Restaurants in Assam, with unique distinction... To save threatened species, from total extinction! Village bodies and civics, as part of their culture... All work together, to save bearded vulture! 911 alarm, a waste of cops' time... Cold onion rings served, the heinous crime! Russell Crowe in hot water...gave in to urge, To hurl telephone, at hotel concierge! Madam notorious, one Heidi Fleiss, Is back in business, peddling vice! Ill repute house, Heidi's Stud Farm... Well hung gigolos, the ladies will charm! Canadian video...a sensation in town, Among prurient chuckles, the odd prudish frown! Lass sold camcorder, with tape intact... Showing mum and her lover, engaged in sex act! At careers fair, fly open exposure... Genitals coloured, with offhand composure! Student claimed..."a performance of art..." Cops not impressed...they nabbed the young fart! Adapted from stories in Backpage section of news24.com and ananova.com.