No, really I CAN'T WRITE poetry!

While reading Lisa's comment, one day My vicious mind was compelled to say: "What a freakin' dumbass!" Oh good grief, what a mess. Now I'm scribbling a nonsensical rhyme To prove that I'd be best as a mime I thought I'd give, My fan club a platform to rant and rave So they'd give their own critique thus finally put them at ease about excepting mine [ERROR: "excepting" should be "accepting"] and the fact that I aint a freakin' poet! As bad as this is, it took me Most of my morning to write That's why I appreciate what you guys do. I hope after this, you'll let me do what I do.