Not again!

(The piece entitled "The Reason..." dealt with a fellow who could not get a date because his fly was open. The saga continues...) Zip fly? Aye! Aye! A date? No, wait! What now? Wet brow! I sweat? You bet! The wrath? Take bath! I grope... Here's soap! So fair... Wash hair! Your slave... Please shave! No rush... Toothbrush! And spray... Hooray! Clean socks... And jocks! Pressed trews... Shine shoes! Let's go... No! no! But why? Your fly...