Noxious nuptials

Reports of odd weddings, have caught my eye; Girl married a dog, I kid you not!* Another a weirder knot did she tie: In absence of groom, she'd wed a clay pot!** Dear Mary Jane, all culture and class, Envied them as her friends shied away! She'd married a stinker, real pain in the ass, And seriously rued her wedding day! Did he have halitosis? Most certainly not! But marital thrombosis... She'd married a clot! * New Delhi - A girl in eastern India has been married to a dog in a bid to ward ward off tigers, a report said. (News 24 7-4-2005) ** London - An Indian bride was married off to a pot by her relatives after her her groom failed to turn up for the ceremony. (News 24 23-3-2005)