Ode to the Ogre

Once there was a wee little lass who roamed too far from home, Then along came an ogre who wanted to know her, and show her his little gnome. The silly girl stopped to chat and followed to have a tiny wee peek. The ogre grinned impishly at the thought of his treat to be, as his gnome became a bit more phallic. She giggled as she realized his antics and she saw what to him she’d done. The ogre was ready to bounce couldn’t wait any longer to pounce, wanting his meal to delight in what he’d become. She was ready to take him on Actually she was quite pleased at this. But! Little did the ogre suspect that she may command a little respect. So, upon his enthusiastic stick she planted one little kiss.