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For twenty-year old, life is a bugger... A dismal failure as wannabee mugger! "Give me your wallet!"...aged codger he told... Ex- boxing champ, who knocked him out cold! With a nagging wife to escape from... Man from Hong Kong's now a Peeping Tom! Malaysian men don't have to count sheep; Lullaby wives just sing them to sleep! Eminem - rapper - from good taste departed... When he on stage in microphone farted! At World Toilet Summit, on "last taboo," Lass drives around in a portable loo! Serbian cabbie, of kind, honest ilk, Was given an item of the finest silk! For returning star's bag - with joy his eye flickers... His treasured reward...a pair of her knickers!* Freely adapted from ananova.com.