Of wives, and lovers...

Jools has revealed, she cooks in the nude... She's married to Jamie, the "Naked Chef" dude! Man's six-hour drive, before realisation... His wife left behind, at petrol station! Walker heard cries, from cliffs high above Dinghy below, where a couple made love! Dialled 999, sounds gave him a fright... Turned out to be, their shrieks of delight! Thai wanted last nibble, before he was leaving His wife for another, but now he is grieving! This gall did his wife, so intensely incense... His severed manhood, tossed over the fence! Dutch police, in course of duty impeded... Arresting offenders, they duly succeeded! Cops said a couple, had gone a bit far... Sex on the bonnet, of their police car! A spasm dogknotted Croatians in loo... To disengage, there was nought they could do! Bride and best man, thus caught in the act, At wedding party, as a matter of fact!* *Freely adapted from articles in ananova.com.