Oh My Goodness!

OH MY GOODNESS! Oh my goodness! Oh my dear! Oh my golly gosh! Great Scott! My sweet Lord! Oh what a load of tosh! Good Heavens! If that’s true, I’ll go and eat my hat! Words quite fail me! Surely not? I think I smell a rat! Bejabbers! Jesus wept! I think you’re having me on! It’s just bull and baloney! Go and pull the other one! I’m flabbergasted, stunned! There will be Hell to pay! Gordon Bennett! Blimey! Just like April Fool’s Day! Sacre Bleu! That’s quite astounding, like a fairy tale! Well I never! Gadzooks! This is the final coffin nail! Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle! I don’t believe a word! Fiddlesticks! That can’t be right! Don’t be so absurd! Do think I was born yesterday? It’s all pie in the sky! Fantasy Island! Chinese Whispers! Pigs might even fly! Fabrication! An urban myth! It’s all sheer balderdash! Knock me down with a feather! You are talking trash! Oh my giddy aunt! The Beard of Zeus! Bless my soul! Mama mia! Well I’m gob smacked! It’s just hyperbole! Holy Toledo! Beyond belief, but that only goes to show I am shocked and I’ll be blowed! But what a way to go!