Our weird, wacky world!

I begin with a tale, that seemingly sucks... Bequest to a fatcat...one million bucks! Is he who inherits, rich, fat and flabby? No! not at all...just a purring tabby! The Diaz way, to fight off the blues? Cameron likes...to stroke her shoes! Lady with house, of bondage free... Chooses to live...in nest up a tree! Married three months; divorces spouse... Marries another, then sets up house! Nothing unusual; where is the flaw? New bride is...ex mother-in-law! A granny raised eyebrows, and a few snickers... Jewelry stolen, she hid in her knickers! Two cheerleaders jailed...acts strictly taboo; Causing big rumpus, after sex in the loo! A tale that made me chuckle some... Sleeping guy's jewels, glued to his tum! His ex did the deed, with her he did fool... Unwise to ditch...Miss Gail O'Toole! Contraception in Serbia, where men are flocking... The method that's used, is really quite shocking! Electrodes to testes...sperm thus to stun... No pregnancy fears, when folks do have fun! Verses loosely based on material obtained from Backpage section of news24.com and Ananova.com