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This was the most fun I had in a while. I am sorry to post again so soon, but I could not resist. Enjoy! The breaking news on CNN - “Christina kissed another man!” An absurd rumor “He’s her Dad!” Is nothing but an empty threat From shameless liars called PR. Why do they always meddle, ha? Why can’t they let the simple folk Enjoy a harmless little talk? Who cares if another bomb Destroys half of some ancient tomb? The global warming – what a bore! You'll never change us, mister Gore! A revolution, an earthquake - That’s too depressing, for God’s sake! We'd rather worry if TomKat Are pregnant with the second brat! Unsure if I should laugh or cry, I leave it up to you... Goodbye! Disclaimer: The aforementioned news, related to Christina Aguilera, Tom Cruise, and Katie Holmes, are purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events is coincidental and unintentional. Also, the remarks made about Alan Gore do not reflect the author’s real views.