Private! No swimming!

28 Oct 2009

- What are you doing here? - Resting. Isn’t it clear? - Resting? Have you swum? - Of course. ___________- But you can’t! - Why not? I can swim well And swam with pleasure. ______________________- Hell! Haven’t you read this Quite large notice? ‘Private! No swimming!’ - I can… _________- You’re kidding! - No. I can swim As I’m a captain. - And what about that miss? - My boatswain. What’s amiss?

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Born in Kiev. Worked in aviation (1981-1991). Became a doctor (1989). Have been a teacher of English since 1996. Published a book for children "IVERHYMES!!!" (2006). Prefer writing iverhymes, but usually call them 'iverhycks' (sounds like limericks,...

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