Quirky celebs!

27 Sep 2005

·Yogibear

Beauty secret of Sandra, works like a dream... Bullock's skin treated with haemorrhoid cream! Pammy A loves expressos, for reasons so quirky... Drinking them makes her nipples quite perky! Billy says, "it's like steel wool down there..." Mr Idol does shave his grey pubic hair! On stage Tom Jones raised some quizzical looks: "Remove the price tag, before throwing your brooks!" Keith Richard fell out with fellow Stone Mick... For casting aspersions on the size of his prick! But Keith's shown remorse, for saying, so silly: "On Jagger's big balls, rests a tiny willy!"* Adapted from material obtained from ananova.com (with a bit of poetic licence.)

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