Random Vignettes

My writings of late, introspective navel gazing, Laid bare my soul, for shy me quite amazing! Emotionally draining; now for life's lighter side; Some random vignettes; hope patience not tried! Friend's son at school in hot water had landed, Reprehensible pupil, by Head he'd been branded! Did not bring balloon, as science master'd required; Instead produced condom, he'd somehow acquired! Irish rogue with priest's garb in church was once caught, When blessing sow pregnant, as farmer had sought! Knio! knio!...thus chanted when ritual did end; Merely oink! oink! read backwards, you do comprehend! In late journo pal's office, in pride of place, Old poster which sought to highlight a disgrace! Comma misplaced, some in horror went pale; "Girl (11), pregnant father in jail!" My witty old Dad showed some creativity, In complex matters like Einstein's relativity! "The theory means simply"...your indulgence I beg, "The last drop always runs down your leg!"