Redneck Christmas Dillemma

RedNeck Christmas Twuz the night before christmus and all thru the house, People were partying Strung out on the couch.. The bottles were thrown by the chimney without care In hopes that a Keg soon would be there Ma and I had just snuck outside to hop on our four wheeler and go for a ride When we changed our mind and got in our truck settled in the backseat for a quick christmas F*** When to our surprise we heard such a clatter We grab all our clothes and looked to see what was a matter And to our dismay What did we see? Jolly Saint Nick Drunk stuck up in a tree.. He said Oh won't you help me please it's christmas eve I can't deliver this stuff stuck up in this tree So to our dismay we hepled him down but I think he fell on rufus Our Hound We put him and his toys back in his sleigh Gave him a ciggarette and beer so he could be on his way We told him to call if he ever again got stuck, but NOT if he seen a light on in our TRUCK.... Just a ode to all rednecks interuppted in there trucks at some point..I actually wrote this for a friend who encountered a problem of their own...Hope I didn't offend anyone...