Seagull admin...

At ease by the sea... In deep reverie! The noise of seagulls, All anxiety dulls! These birds with wings spread, Then crap on my head! I wake with a start... They in triumph depart! A stressful occasion... The northern invasion! Head Office flies in, And makes a big din! With quizzical frown... Turn things upside down! From height we're crapped on... Tough mantles they don! Like gulls fly away... Good riddance, we say! When they take their leave, For sure we don't grieve! Though very laid back... By no means we're slack! At ease by the sea, In deep reverie...