Some cool cats!
Brazilian's cool feat, so very nice; Sets record for...man buried in ice! Another world record, some chappies did break... A non-stop shower...four days did it take! Three German students, nurture an egg... Whatever for? an answer I beg! TV challenge, three weeks, maybe then Hatch a chick faster, than champion hen! Moldova bank clerks, must avert eyes... Artful bank robber, can hypnotise! "World's ugliest man"...rich lawyer dejected; Five thousand proposals, all were rejected! Russian attempted, to bribe a cop... Cash his reward, if case he would drop! Cop would not bite, so fellow tried To eat the money, his guilt to hide! Strains of "Sex Bomb," the peace had disturbed... Loudspeakers blaring, kids running, uncurbed! Barbecue fires, folk partying hard... Gravediggers' shindig, in the graveyard! Lady artist in line, for very large sums... For painting a series, of naked bums! How sculptor makes money, just simply palls... Statues of clients...big willies, six balls! With acknowledgements to ananova.com
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