STUPIFIED by Viggo's Hotness

I wrote this after seeing a picture of a woman who rushed Viggo Mortensen at some kind of movie premier or something, I thought to myself....no way would I ever let my obsession for him cometothat! The next picture I looked at was a close up of him and I thought, man is he so totally Hot! ha! ha! Stupified by Viggo's Hotness Forgive me if I drool. Forgive me if I break the rules. Forgive me if I make a fool of myself, by breaking the barricades and jumping the fence. Forgive me for humping Viggo's leg. Have pity on me, I've been stupified by Viggo's hotness Forgive me if I forget. all the words I so carefully picked out, If and when we finally met, I knew them by heart, I practiced them for hours, but when we finally met, nothing comes out because, I've been stupified by Viggo's hotness. Forgive me if I should be so rude, to let my relationship become misconstrued. Forgive me if it borders on obsess, to realize I've made a fool of myself I thought I was above the rest, I now realize, I can't help myself because I've been stupified by Viggo's hotness. Good thing I lack the funds and the fortitude to go chasing him around the globe, But if he's ever in Atlanta again, I might go see him, If I can get up in time. I'd much rather see him alone in my dreams because this way he's mine exclusively. His every waking hour is spent meeting my needs and me making him my subserviant love slave. It's really rather selfish I can't see what would be in it for him. On second thought, you better NOT come to Atlanta again! WordPlaya, Jan 2, 2009