Surgeons Strippers, slouches and sheep...

What a bother, what a pain... Writers block is back again! Online Back Page may inspire Topics to rekindle fire! Miss World, we are told, is keen to sue... For stretching the truth, someone must rue! Plastic surgeon raised more than ire... Publicity sought could just backfire!* Opera's an art, of that there's no quibble... But striptease where folk ogle and dribble? Norwegian judge ruled both to be art... Expedient, or just very smart?** "Couch potato's" days are numbered... Hooray! say those by name encumbered! Potato? no! slouch instead... That is what some Poms have said!*** Cobbler, cobbler, stick to thy last... Sex with a sheep had many aghast! Nearly lynched, he blamed Old Nick, Methinks the man is very sick!**** *Miss World wants to sue her "publicity hungry" plastic surgeon for stretching the truth. **Be it in good taste or not, a Norwegian judge has ruled that striptease is an art "just like opera." ***The British Potato Council wants the Oxford English Dictionary to replace the expression "couch potato" with the term "couch slouch". ****A cobbler, who was nearly lynched after being caught having sex with a sheep, said the devil made him do it.