Susie's Pony Ride

Oh Susie, your ill-fated love of crayons was second only to your desire for a pony to climb on Susie, a pony and crayons made a threesome a love triangle with an extra chromosome riding a pony was your dream and coming true, it would seem until we told them you were mildly retarded they would not even let you get started that pony would have made you so gay if only we could try again today but those crayons took you away now they are scattered in disarray the pony lives a lonely life he's torn by internal strife deprivation and distress poison crayons, a dangerous mistress