Takin' a Shite

My next door neighbor died last night he was takin' a shit and slipped out of sight no warning no note he just left the room stinkin' with a plopper the size of an 89 Lincoln his wife found him there gravely clutching his heart he managed a tear then managed a fart through the gates of Heaven Richard soon did pass and St Peter exclaimed; "Angel...wipe that Dick's ass!"

Deckard

I began writing poetry when I was a teenager and it truly saved me from a destructive path. 'Time Heals' will be on my grave stone'. I have 3 incredible kids who are the greatest gifts that God has given me. If I have advice to give to aspiring...

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