Tell that to the marines.

- Nelly! You haven’t left any mince pies. - I haven’t taken, Mammy. ____________________- Who’s then? _______________________________- Magpies! - Please, tell that to the marines, Nell. When you take something you always tell About very cunning birds. Yesterday Starlings took away plums. Last Saturday You told about candies and sparrows. Last Friday… ____________- What sparrows? Crows! - Well, crows. ___________- But I’ve told the truth. This time two magpies flew in through The window and… ________________- Why did you let them Fly in and out with pies? ____________________- When They saw me they left in double-quick Time. ______- What magpies! Have you heard, Nick? - Yes, and they didn’t leave even one pie. Fantastic! They’ve flown away, all the five Pies! Invent something new for a change As ‘two birds with five pies’ sounds strange.