The 3 Little Pimp Pigs

Once upon a time there were 3 little pimp pigs; Smokie, Chops and Ribs Smokie was chillin with his number one sow ; Thick Slice at the Hog Shack bar Thick informed Smokie that some pimp wolves had moved into the hood and were trying to muscle in on their territory Smokie slapped Thick Slice a few times just for the hell of it, then packed his fat ass in the oinkmobile and headed off to inform Chops and Ribs Before he made it off the block, he was ambushed by the three wolves; Iggy, Pop and Ainsley They were the Pimp Wolves of London and they were carrying a grill and barbcue sauce By the time Chops and Ribs got word and headed Downtown, the wolves were down to the last rib "Well looky here mates. I'm a bit full, but we can always freeze the meat!" As the wolves approached, Chops and Ribs each pulled an AK-47 from under their fat rolls and made mince meat of all three With Chops and Ribs now firmly in charge, the Wolftitutes hooked up with the Pigtitutes and all the Johns liked the idea of changing species now and again The pigs and wolves lived in perfect harmony, that is until Snow White and the 7 Hos came to town

Deckard

I began writing poetry when I was a teenager and it truly saved me from a destructive path. 'Time Heals' will be on my grave stone'. I have 3 incredible kids who are the greatest gifts that God has given me. If I have advice to give to aspiring...

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