The 5am bus

19 Apr 2004

·Yogibear

The members all rise as the Mayor walks in; The Council meeting is about to begin. Debate on the subject of families well planned, Erupts into chaos, with mirth out of hand! In his speech on the topic, Bloggs started thus: I rise to speak on the 5am bus. Bus, family planning? His Worship did frown; State the connection, or I'll have you sit down! Bus engine racing, gears wildly grating, To those it has woken, most irritating! Sleep's over now, e'en should they so choose: Too early to rise, too late for a snooze! What to do next?...basic instincts are roused, In time-honoured fashion, passion is doused! How does this all to the subject relate? The answer's quite simply...a higher birth rate!

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