The ABC of Lust...

Andy the randy, noted crotch jockey, Also did savour, some tonsil hockey!* As the ladies did swoon, He'd be over the moon... In fact he felt somewhat cocky! Now for the woes of dear Billy... His gonads were driving him dilly! Pants down he would leer... But the lasses would sneer: With that little thing?...don't be silly! This chronicle ends, with Cuthbert the cad... That fellow wanted, nookie real bad! For lewd mating calls, A swift kick in the balls... Tut! tut!...a story so sad! *French kissing, not...