The bird and the bee!

The bird and the bee! Before you start to cry and shout, There's something we need to talk about. So tell me how did they came to be, You know.... The bird and the bee? Can someone tell me please, Why do we bother the bird and the bees? Why is it not carrot and peas? Or for that matter ball bearing and grease? Or the bull and the hen Or simply men and women!! Why the hell did it had to be, The bird and the bee! This comparison I absolutely hate, And the differences I shall enumerate: We have a two feet colon, We don't copulate with pollen. We don't have three pairs of legs, We can still do it after a couple of pegs. We don't make, we make out with honey, Only species which even does it for money. When we're sober we don't have wings. When we aren't that sober, we're all kings. Though there are drones hungry for the queens, Oops… did I just spill the beans. So what do you expect from me To learn from the bird and the bee! I know all this and much more too So just get me a woman, and I'll show you..:-p *No Animals were tortured/harmed during the production of this poem. Thank you