The City and Sex!

Washington scandals come at a regular rate; Kennedy, Nixon and of course Clintongate! Hotbed of corruption, sleaze, greed, money grabbing, Illicit liaisons, lust, all kinds of backstabbing! Trite but true that if in need of a friend, Just buy a dog, best means to that end! Sex revelations so boring, dull, commonplace, Hope this *true story, puts a smile on your face! Obnoxious lewd fellow from city party was banned, On his way home in yonder field he did land! Cut hole in a pumpkin, to extinguish his passion, Then patrolmen descended, in ton of bricks fashion! Flabbergasted, one gave naked rear a rough shove; Do you know to what you're trying to make love! Fellow jumped up, startled, unsteady; Darn! Don't tell me it's midnight already! *I believe the pumpkin tale to be basically true, as it stems from the text of a Washington newspaper story sent to me by a pen-friend in the United States. Some warped presence of mind! - Yogibear