The Cure

Dr. G.Reaper Dosage: 1x 9mm bullet. Contains: 8g of Lead, Copper and Tin alloys. Directions: Take one lead pill after a last meal, for treatment of depression; anxiety; paranoid fear of persecution and a general melancholic view of the world.Best results can be expected while listening to English Rock band, The Cure. Warning: Side effects include splattering of pink and grey brain matter, resulting in tough stains to get out of carpets that will greatly diminish the re-sale value of your home. Distraught family members may need pshyciatric help after finding your lifeless body at the dining room table. General opinion may also arise that you were too pathetic/lazy/selfish to deal with your problems in a rational way, thus tainting your memory. Your action may also react violently with religous fundamentalists, who will damn you to hell. If your problems persist after biting the bullet, you are definately beyond any help.